Hello Dear Reader, this is a story of the high seas. The sirens have been known to kill many sailors with their alluring songs. To the frustration of the sirens, one group of pirates have found a solution. — — “Look there, sisters,” Calliope, the oldest siren sister, said, pointing…

“You **** up!” The ghost shouted from the passenger seat of his car. His name was Troy Benson, the Pixie Cut Killer. He hated that name. “You helped!” Hissed Eggert, the demon that was currently possessing Troy’s body. Eggert found himself driving away from a murder (that he didn’t do)…

Life is a series of random events, or so we want to think. Lady luck rolls her die, and we hope she doesn’t throw a one. The gods of chance, misfortune, chaos, and fortune play with our lives. They roll their dice for their amusement. They laugh and cheer when…

It was dark out, but the moon was bright and full peaking up on the horizon. She decided to go for a quick swim since the lake was calm and serene. It’s just a lake. After a short swim, she grew tired and stopped. She noticed that the moon had…

A man came to visit my grandfather on the farm while we were sitt’n tobacco (planting for the rest of you). My grandfather always drove the tractor, so he stopped the tractor and got down to talk to the man. They discussed a few things when the man said, “Sir, I hate to say this, but I’m looking down the field and I see your rows ain’t straight.” My grandfather never missed a beat, said with the seriousness of an older farmer, “Well, you see the sunlight makes the rows look crooked. Like heat off hot pavement. If you came out here at midnight with a cloudy sky and no moon, I guarantee those rows will be as straight as you can see.”

Table of Contents Chapter 1 : Valerian the Holy Paladin — Part 1 Chapter 2 : Valerian the Holy Paladin — Part 1 Chapter 3 : Enter the Lammasu

Table of Contents A monster emerged from the forest! It was known as a Lammasu, it had the torso of a woman and a bovine body. This particular Lammasu was named Bell. She had short blonde hair, her face was freckled, and she wore a pleasant smile. Her brown eyes…

Table of Contents Valerian rose at dawn to watch the sunrise over the wall of the city. He said his morning prayers as he enjoyed the gentle morning sun. The town below him was also waking with the sun. He could hear the townsfolk moving around in the streets. He…