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George, the Orc barista: Dwarf Coffee
Jun 15, 2023
George, the orc barista, handed the coffee down to his dwarf customer. The elf next in line inhaled deeply, “Smells divine. I’ll have one of those too.”
The dwarf laughed, and George said, “I recommend something less bold.”
“This here is dwarf coffee. It’ll put hair on ye chin,” laughed the dwarf.
“I am a coffee connoisseur,” the elf said proudly, “I’ll have one of those.”
George shrugged and made the dwarf coffee as ordered. He gave the coffee to the elf, who took a long drink. The elf shouted in surprise when she suddenly grew a beard.
The dwarf laughed so hard she almost spilled her coffee.
